My First Haircut.....Disaster.

WHAT am I ever going to do with my Mommy?? She went and cut my hair...she snuck behind Daddy's back and took two snips to my bangs and ruined them!!! Thankfully she stopped at the two snips because who knows what damage she would have done thereafter. Daddy rushed out to see what all the commotion was about and on the spot banned Mommy from touching my hair ever again. He pounded the rule into her brain.. NEVER EVER EVER!!! He said. Mommy felt pretty bad and felt worse and worse as the night went on. Her justification was that I had wings coming off the side of my head, a tail, and that I was sporting a Donald Trump comb over, with hair color that matched. Daddy took a look at my hair to see if he could fix it but said the only way was to even out the other side - the side she hadn't snipped. However this would leave me with short, short bangs. I was destined to look like a big dork. I wasn't having any of that, so I danced around and played on the laptop so that Daddy couldn't do anything about my hair. Kept the movement up until bedtime... which is when Daddy got sneaky and fixed my hair for me. In the dead of the night, he crept in and took a few extra snips and in the morning I didn't look so goofy afterall. He did a pretty good job and Mommy is happy again. Hopefully Mommy has learned her lesson and won't attempt this move on The Donald again.