They See Me Rollin'....They Hatin'...

March 28th, 2007 - I rolled. Rolled onto my face, rolled onto my back. Mommy missed the whole thing. She's pretty upset. I gave her a couple freebie rolls though, but only from front to back - the easy stuff. See, after she decided to stick me in the bum with a suppository last night(this brings back bad memories for me) I felt she didn't deserve a back to front roll. Not yet at least. Seriously, was it that necessary to stick me? I haven't even pooped yet as the package promises. Package lies.

They see me rollin'

They hatin'

Patrollin'

And tryin' to catch me goin' poopy

Tryin' to catch me goin' poopy

Tryin' to catch me goin' poopy

Tryin' to catch me goin' poopy

Tryin' to catch me goin' poopy

My farts so loud;

I'm stinkin'

They hopin'

That they gon' catch me goin' poopy

Tryin' to catch me goin' poopy

Tryin' to catch me goin' poopy

Tryin' to catch me goin' poopy

Tryin' to catch me goin' poopy